The Twelve Days of Homeschooling
On the first day of homeschooling, the mailman said to me:
We need to see your port-fol-i-o!
How will they cope socially?
On the second day of homeschooling, the cashier said to me:
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the third day of homeschooling, the dentist said to me:
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the fourth day of homeschooling, the school board said to me:
We need to see your portfolio.
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the fifth day of homeschooling, my sister said to me:
They’re missing all the things!
We need to see your portfolio.
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the sixth day of homeschooling, my best friend said to me:
Do they have time for playing?
They’re missing all the things!
We need to see your portfolio.
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the seventh day of homeschooling, the lifeguard said to me:
For PE, you can go swimming?
Do they have time for playing?
They’re missing all the things!
We need to see your portfolio.
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the eighth day of homeschooling, the doctor said to me:
Can they go to college?
For PE, you can go swimming?
Do they have time for playing?
They’re missing all the things!
We need to see your portfolio.
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the ninth day of homeschooling, the tour guide said to me:
Shouldn’t they be in school?
Can they go to college?
For PE, you can go swimming?
Do they have time for playing?
They’re missing all the things!
We need to see your portfolio.
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the tenth day of homeschooling, the librarian said to me:
You look like you need a break.
Shouldn’t they be in school?
Can they go to college?
For PE, you can go swimming?
Do they have time for playing?
They’re missing all the things!
We need to see your portfolio.
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the eleventh day of homeschooling, the grandparents said to me:
They’re going to miss the prom!
You look like you need a break.
Shouldn’t they be in school?
Can they go to college?
For PE, you can go swimming?
Do they have time for playing?
They’re missing all the things!
We need to see your portfolio.
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
On the twelfth day of homeschooling, the neighbor said to me:
Wouldn’t you rather be working?
They’re going to miss the prom!
You look like you need a break.
Shouldn’t they be in school?
Can they go to college?
For PE, you can go swimming?
Do they have time for playing?
They’re missing all the things!
We need to see your portfolio.
Do they have any friends?
I don’t know how you do it.
How will they cope socially?
Calvert Education wants to wish all of our families a safe and happy holiday season!